party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
