Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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