god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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