Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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