I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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