oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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