Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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