Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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