so explain again why im purple
no
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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