so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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