i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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