I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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