yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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