ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
