she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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