new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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