Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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