Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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