Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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