There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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