how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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