So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
