we're blogging at a bar
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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