Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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