I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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