..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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