Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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