yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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