So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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