white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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