too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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