If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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