I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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