My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize