Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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