its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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