You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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