Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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