just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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