i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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