i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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