In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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