So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
sarcasm needs its own font
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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