Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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