Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
