Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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