Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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