needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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