brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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