I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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