she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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