Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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