My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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