I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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