She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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