Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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