I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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